ONLY IF YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR

ONLY IF YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR

Q: If you are a psychiatrist, what do you do when you have a problem, like now?

A: I consult with myself on a discount fee.

Q: What do you do when one of your patients becomes a pain?

A: As a psychiatrist and a Jew, suffering is my second name.

Q: Do you drink to numb the pain?

A: No, I’ve just said it, I’m not Irish. As a Jew I’ll drink to oblivion, as long as the alcohol doesn’t interfere with my suffering.

Q: Do you often joke about serious matters?

A: No, only when I’m supposed to.

More to come…You know, I’m a little bit lazy… I hate lazy people and I’ll tell you a lot about it, but first let me lay down…Good night!

Love,

Adrian